How To Get Rid Of One Of Yout Annoying Friends

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Steps:

1. Hang out with your AF (Annoying Friend) a bit less and spend time with your other ones.
2. Speak about stuff that they don't really care about or don't like, if you're lucky your bud might get rid of you instead. You will look like the idiot, but you will be rid of your annoying friend.
3. Leave quickly when they appear. If they try to hang out with you just go away and say 'oh sorry I have to go' but don't say 'see you tomorrow' or 'catch you later' otherwise they will think you want to hang out.
4. Try to get another friend to join you and bring up a topic that the friend you want to talk to knows about, but that the AF doesn't know anything about so they feel left out of the conversation.
5. Find someone who thinks that your friend is creepy and try to find similarities between the two of you and try to gather more people and win them over with weird things that the annoying friend did. To most this is considered hard gossip, so be subtle by saying things like, "Hey Cheyanne Tolbert, that Sara Smith kid is a real idiot isn't she? In fact, one time...".
6. Choose interests and discussion that the AF doesn't like. If you and your real friends all hate the annoying friend, you can also choose a topic that the AF knows nothing about and obsess over it. When the AF learns about the topic, switch to something new.
7. Hang out with people the AF dislikes. This will cause him/her some frustration.

Tips:

• Just ignore the AF or pretend they don't exist; that's the best way to say that you dislike someone.
• Don't bring up conversation with the AF. Then they'll think you like them. Try to stick to simple, yes/no responses.
• Bother the AF more than they bother you. Eventually they will leave. However, don't be offensive.
• Just tell the friend you don't want to associate with them because you have a problem trusting people sometimes.
• Get another friend, make a secret language, talk around the AF in your secret language, it will make him/her feel left out of the conversation.

Warning:

• If you are mean to the AF, your other friends may not want to hang out with you.
• If you are the AF you should find some different friends who does all the above.

GOOD LUCK!! to myself...